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LEGENDARY TALE


The universe can be a very violent place
Where hands can slap your face
your girlfriend becomes paranoid
And your ellipsoid becomes a paraboloid
Behold a wonder that shall not be told
Mr. Idi sold his wife for a piece of gold
Behold a tale that shall make you crazy
An infant talking before delivery
OMG! Are these monkeys doing the moonwalk?
And lions with aye aye in dance battle
I guess evolution does not really suck
Because right now nothing looks fatal
Have you seen that guy who sells air?
Doesn't he know people don't care?
Look at a toddler driving a truck
His dad must be a psychotic punk
Now, you see that lady's thumb in her nose
While her date's eyes widen to two meters
I bet he thinks that's sexy and grandiose
Maybe he should get her to use fetters
Wait is that a grown man in a diaper?
He has no shirt and his chest is hairy
Wow! Is that his wife on a scooter?
That's quite a fantastic and cute family
So,here's a class turned into a beer contest
Teacher and students can't stop freestyling
For me,this teacher is certainly the best
It's time for the students to express themselves
Wait! What on earth is happening to me?
Am I just taking my time to write that story?
Whatever. The world is sometimes very funny
We are all living in a comedy



BY JOHN MAYER CHARMANT


(THIS POEM MUST NOT BE REPUBLISHED UNDER ANY OTHER SIGNATURE BESIDES THE AUTHOR’S SIGNATURE STATED HEREIN.)

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